Kirby: Turns out, what you don't know CAN hurt you

I have hurt myself a lot in the six-plus decades I’ve been alive. I’m not complaining, mind you. About half the injuries were worth the pain just for the experience that caused them. Some were not.
Among my regrets are the times I provoked my youngest brother into stabbing me in the leg, blowing myself up while getting rid of some old black powder, holding Dalene Freeman’s hand after her brothers warned me not to, and when I tried stitching up my own knee.
It normally doesn’t take long to regret…